While the youth of London runs amok with the sharpest object they can lay their hands on (and it's clearly not their minds), we at Glitterditch feel it's our duty to distract you momentarily from the horrors of modern Britain with something fabulous. For while certain elements of London's… read more…

Another entry about fetishes! Unfathomable joy! Our policy has always been one of accepting amusement - as long as your fetish entertains us, we wholly support you in the fulfilment of it. Why, not all of us go for large-breasted blonde women being pounded by scary-looking guys. Some of… read more…

Fuck that jingle-jangle pop bobbins people. If you fancy tuning into mesmeric, multi-layered depth, capped off with a quaintly quirky twist, then Dark Captain Light Captain orders your ears to stand to attention. Glitterditch has been lucky enough to enjoy a sneak preview of future track Jealous Enemies, but… read more…

There's something pleasingly schizophrenic about London's pub theatre world, where artsy types in shemahs and skinny jeans rub shoulders with burly regulars in football shirts and sports socks - the former pretending to enjoy a warm half pint of some obscure eggy guest ale, trying to appear discerning yet down… read more…

Ah, Gumtree: what would we do without it. Is there a better place to swap your house for a caravan or arrange a highly suspect visa? Any platfrom that enables the free love that is free tellies and sofas and eh... rubble and pallets is good stuff in our… read more…

There has, perhaps, in the whole history of televisual entertainment as we know it, never been a more watertight case for bringing guns into our school yards and encouraging children just to go ahead and put themselves out of their own misery, than the Grange Hill cast's (s)hit 80s pop… read more…

In the era of consumer revenge, it's heartening to know that when a young lad has his wedding ruined by chaos at heathrow's terminal 5, he resorts not to shouting angrily down the phone at BA, but writing a cute little song about it. Mr Soong from Kennington, who… read more…

We at Glitterditch love celebrities and all their little idiosyncratic ways. We love Winehouse's high rise barnet, Pete's increasingly erratic behaviour and we especially love the various and many hairstyles of Britney Spears. But what we love better than celebrities and ice cream and cocktails is when some clever dick… read more…

Here at Glitterditch, we pride ourselves on being smarty pants. It takes many years of blue smartie eating to reach our level. Sad was the day of the blue smartie's passing. How fondly we remember thrashing wildly about, electric blue froth about our hyperactive mouths, as we gambled about… read more…

What better time for a spring clean than… well… spring? We’re looking for home help at the moment, because cleaning is so much more fun when someone else does it for you. Turns out that in London you can get cleaners pretty cheaply - around £6.80 an hour. That sounds… read more…